Satire

Satire

CARROLL’S CORNER: Leo’s Popularity Soars As All Other Dining Locations Plummet In Quality

Editor’s Note: This is satire. Hoya Hospitality cheered on Leo’s highest approval numbers ever this week as Quinnipiac reported...

CARROLL’S CORNER: Georgetown Installs Black Mold in Upperclassmen Dorms to Evoke Nostalgia for a...

Editor’s Note: This is satire. Is there no end to their thoughtfulness? Georgetown University—while funding extensive,...

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